Some Quirky Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business.”

In a Veterinarian’s Waiting Room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s Truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”